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Programming Jokes

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Here are few of the programming jokes tht i found rocking…

Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”


Eight bytes walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes.  “Make us a double.”


Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.


There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.


“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”
very long pause….


Have you heard about the new Cray super computer?  It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”

The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”




CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.


Written by Sathya Narayanan

May 10, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Posted in computers, Ha Ha Ha

5 Responses

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  1. My wife, a programmer since 1975, laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Me, I’m clueless.



    May 11, 2008 at 4:17 am

  2. very funny indeed ! where is the whole collection ??


    May 11, 2008 at 12:11 pm

  3. very nice post……loved each one of them especially microsoft one


    May 11, 2008 at 2:24 pm

  4. sooopeeerrrrr.. get this..why do computer programmers go to hell? cos they “execute” daily


    May 12, 2008 at 12:50 am

  5. great collection 🙂


    May 31, 2008 at 7:30 pm

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