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Programming Jokes

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Here are few of the programming jokes tht i found rocking…

Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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Eight bytes walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes.  “Make us a double.”

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

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“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”

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Have you heard about the new Cray super computer?  It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”

The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

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Comic

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CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

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Written by Sathya Narayanan

May 10, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Posted in computers, Ha Ha Ha

5 Responses

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  1. My wife, a programmer since 1975, laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Me, I’m clueless.

    regards,
    -dc

    deadcats

    May 11, 2008 at 4:17 am

  2. very funny indeed ! where is the whole collection ??

    suren

    May 11, 2008 at 12:11 pm

  3. very nice post……loved each one of them especially microsoft one

    balkrishna

    May 11, 2008 at 2:24 pm

  4. sooopeeerrrrr.. get this..why do computer programmers go to hell? cos they “execute” daily

    NR

    May 12, 2008 at 12:50 am

  5. great collection 🙂

    Chintan

    May 31, 2008 at 7:30 pm


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